Kink in exile

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What, you thought I write in a corset?

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This is my sanity break in which I get to stop thinking about the piece of smut I should be writing and do a 5 minute rant on something else that’s amusing me at the moment. And right now I am highly amused by how I actually look when I write all those sex, sultry things with characters who wear corsets 24/7. I’m wearing the baggiest jeans I own, a tank top that makes me look slightly pregnant, and a sweater I stole from a boy I’m sleeping with. To complete this outfit, I have on funky glasses, red patent leather Doc Martins, and no make up. This very sexy look is complimented by the ultimate porn writer’s accessory – the soy chai latte.

And now back to the world of sultry pouts, tightly laced corsets, and impossibly high heels…

Written by kinkinexile

February 1, 2008 at 6:10 am

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  1. I would rather read more about sexy heroines wearing baggy jeans and funky glasses and boys’ tops than I would about tightly laced corsets and impossibly high heels. Most of the hottest girls I’ve ever been with have had the “I’m not even trying” look, and god, it’s so much better when they’re not even trying….

    Or, I don’t know, maybe those kinds of gals are just “my type,” which I’m sure comes as no surprise to you.

    maymay

    February 1, 2008 at 8:03 am

  2. “Most of the hottest girls I’ve ever been with have had the “I’m not even trying” look, and god, it’s so much better when they’re not even trying….”

    What May said! Seriously! And not just because clothes like that, and no makeup, and all that is fun for vanilla-ing around in a hammock in the afternoon. You can get some serious kink going with nothing more. (Yes, I’m pretty sure you can get kinkier than I can but that doesn’t alter my point.)

    I do acknowledge that a lot of people *make themselves* feel sexier when they take all that time, but I think it’s important to keep in mind that for the most part it *is* the dressing-up partner rather than the dressed-up-for partner who gets most of the benefit. (The dressed-up-for partner often has to do the undressing *plus* pretend not to mind that except for lipstick makeup almost always tastes awful.

    Baggy jeans and a bulky sweater over a tank top? You’d be amazed how many people would love to stand behind your desk chair manhandling you and squeezing you tight in just the right places each time you typed the word “corset.” As long as your hands remained on the keyboard there’d be nothing you could do to stop them. 🙂

    Take care,

    figleaf

    figleaf

    February 2, 2008 at 8:25 am

  3. Figleaf,

    You’d be amazed how many people would love to stand behind your desk chair manhandling you and squeezing you tight in just the right places each time you typed the word “corset.”

    I was always confused as to why the word “manhandle” referred to what men do to women, as opposed to what women should be doing to men…but that’s clearly my submissive bias showing. 😉

    maymay

    February 6, 2008 at 8:51 am

  4. I do hope there isn’t anything wrong with writing all these blog entries in a corset… 😉

    And maymay, I think technically that manhandle just meant that it was powered or handled by human power – rather than by an oxen or some other beast. And as to our growing English language, I’m pretty sure that if womanhandled is not an official word, it will be made one during our lifetime.

    And it won’t have to deal with farming equipment. Unless you consider a riding crop as a farming tool 🙂

    Aarkey

    March 26, 2008 at 4:08 am


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